Right now I’m in between intoxication and sleep. Tonight was lovely went to go see Bits and Pisces, my brother Catastrophe’s new band. Yup, I went fever slight and drank beer, I’m a bad kittyslut.
The two bands prior didn’t really do much for me. The thing is, Astrid PIerce (band, not a person) tried to be good, but something smacks of trying too hard. It really showed. Catastrophe left me there alone, can you believe that?
Aside from that, I came up with the greatest idea ever. I want to start a band and come up with all these songs with set titles, then when I perform live, mumble the titles. So, that way, when someone goes “Did you say, Purple Monkey Dish Fucker?” I’d say “Yes, yes I did.” and watch their friends also misinterpret the title just the same like, “I thought she said Dumble Crump Smacker.” To which I would respond positively to that, to further fuck with them.
Though, Bits and Pisces is rocking. Miles above Catastrophe’s old band. Though, I think there need to be more songs about masturbation. (Hint Hint Catastrophe)
There was this really pretty girl there who looked like a young Sylvie Kristel. Think Emmanuelle.
I could not resist. Well, I could have and probably should have. But, I didn’t. The Trash Bar is one of those places where you have to get right on top of someone to talk. So, Jak had left, I’m not quite sure where he went off too. So, Emmanuelle took her chance, saying she knew this place close by. She took me to an Indian restaurant.
I must admit I was very confused.
She lead me back to the bathrooms. The ladies room was out of order. This girl was a fucking genius! We used a broom (or a mop?) to block the door just in case. Let me say, I’ve only ever given a guy a blow job in public. I was sitting on the toilet he popped his cock in my mouth.
The logistics of what she wanted were eluding me. My nervousness kicked in, I suddenly wished a man was there…
She hopped on the toilet gripping the hand rails at either side. I undid her impossible bondage pants. She wore no panties and was waxed. I kissed her above her pubic bone then slid my tongue down tapping her clit with it.
she spread her thighs but I couldn’t reach anymore. I left her wanting more, I knew she wanted me but, I had 20 minutes tops…so I licked her clit and didn’t let up. Until she came.
I never did ask her name.
All in all, it was an awesome night. Despite the fact that I’m now sick and stuck in bed..
It’s okay, I could use time off.
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