Make a post listing your wishes. If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info. Visit the lists of others. If you see a wish you can grant, and it’s in your heart to do so, make someone’s wish come true. You needn’t spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn’t to put people out, it’s to provide everyone a chance to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not — it’s your call.

Like my email address is tantrum@thedirtygeisha.com should you need to email me for anything.

My 2011 Holiday Wishes.

1. A burned DVD of youtube clips of Mighty Boosh scenes, Phobee from Friends clips and if you’re daring clips from a bit of Fry and Laurie also throw on Community and UCB and I’ll love you

2.Your favorite book. Yup, or just a mass market you REALLY liked please. I LOVE used books. Like so much. They rule!!

3. Pink Cheetah hat like this one.

4. Donald Glover’s brilliant Childish Gambino album Camp.

5.Someone to make me a book trailer I can put up on youtube for my Sins series!

6.A Lomokino this things are just so cool. I want to make movies with this awesome thing! (This is so rad!)

7. Of course anything off of my wishlist.
8.Your favorite or weirdest cupcake recipe!

9. Make me a book cover for Camera Eyes my next book.

10.Help me re-decorate my youtube channel

Repost and spread the merry…also comment with your list so I can send something to you.

So on this last day of my advent calendar I give you Bombay Paperdoll style

(You can read her serialized adventures here The should resume in December.)

Happy Halloween!

Here’s your October advent freebie a girl named Phoebe!

Download your free Sweet Beastie

About Phoebe
Young Phoebe lives in Tokyo with her family. She enjoys reading manga and rice balls. Her class mates consider her quite tough.

If you dare take pictures of your Phoebe out and about! Take pictures and email them back to me! tantrum@thedirtygeisha.com

A new feature I’m doing on SkinVideo or by appointment on skype.Get a Topless Tarot reading! Be advised on matters of the heart!

We all have issues, tarot is not *just* a woman’s thing!. Using tarot to provide a mirror unto yourself is a good thing! Trust me, plus who doesn’t love my jugs? I’ll use my no nonsense approach to reading your cards. I can use my cards and knowledge to help you with all types of relationships. I won’t just offer new age advice either, no just cast a love spell from me!
I’ll give you real advice that’s based on actions. I’ll give you a plan of action so to speak. Just like I do for my Living in Sin and Ask Miss Geek columns.

Gain:

♠ Clarity into the processes you are currently experiencing in your life.

♠ Possible solutions to the challenges you are facing.

♠ Get suggestions on actions you can take to improve your situation, empower yourself.

♠ Understanding about how you see sex, love, and relationships in your world.

Sometimes the best thing we can do when we have a problem is to seek outside help. A person like can be exactly need them to be, A source of support and advice not involved in the situation. Let me help you. Let me give you the keys to empower yourself.

While it’s not exactly a fruity scent, there is one scent that just takes over my sex drive. Pumpkin.
It’s warm and spicy over tones make me a truly sensual creature. Now, maybe its because I’m an October baby, but I feel sexiest when the smell of pumpkin is on the air. Try it, it’s Halloween soon after all.

Check and try my recipe for “Love Fudge”

Gather:
* 3 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
* 1 (14 ounce) can EAGLE BRAND® Sweetened Condensed Milk
* Dash salt
* 3/4 cup chopped nuts (optional)
* 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
*12 oz of pumpkin puree or pie filling

Do:

# n heavy saucepan, over low heat, melt chocolate chips and pumpkin goo with sweetened condensed milk and salt. Remove from heat; stir in nuts (optional) and vanilla.
# Spread evenly into wax-paper-lined 8- or 9-inch square pan. Chill 2 hours or until firm.
# Life fudge out of pan and place onto cutting board; peel off paper and cut into squares. Store covered in refrigerator.

Like my friend says Eat Sexy

What scents arouse you? Tell me!

Bite sized bits.

-my advice? if Odin or any other deity is chasing you…RUN. Don’t email some blogger. Just run. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 just RUN

-If you’re famous and have a dangerous fetish hire a damn spotter.

- Jesus hates zombies but is a divine zombie himself.

-There are 3 kinds of Phoenix: The dead, the unheard of, and the kind that give up a promising acting career to become a hobo rapper.

- Sometimes Transit to nowhere is just what the universe ordered.

- Mr Bubble would sell better if it was Cindy Bubble.: Well stacked teen bubble icon.

- The Addams family movies were just one big let’s fuck with Christoper Lloyd fest..

-it’s funny we spend millions to look as good/ like celebrities and they end up looking like scary hobos.

- Cromartie High School is a state of mind.

- If the world is getting you down look for one thing you can change and do it. Mass change starts with you, not someone else.

- Sometimes life is just to be lived for the joy of it.

What with Judas’s visit (yay! Scotsman!) and that promises to be blog worthy. You can read about it all soon..
ox
DG

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Erotic Writing

A Tryst By The Car
Compliant
Fantasy: Brand New Day
First-Time Sex: How I Lost My Virginity
Happy New Year
Hysteria
Indiscretions Vol. 1: Caught And Wild Chlid
Like Mother, Like Daughter (part two)
Loving her, Mounting her, Owning her
Merry Christmas Baby
O/One
Should Have
The Starlet
Undiscovered
Wax Off
Whenever I’m Alone With You
Yeeees. Date Night

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Breaking Up, Polyamory Style
Computer Sex
Douchebagopolis – When Communication Fails At A Swinger Party
Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2010
Good Head
Hormones & Biological Clock Ticking
Lockets, Sins and Ink
Off My Chest
Swing Shift Volume 39- One and Only
Semi-Rant Part Two

Kink & Fetish

Barely Cooking Christmas Party
Camp Smack That Ass!

Fucked in bondage
Fucking bitch
How He Does It
Master’s Good Medicine
Paddled and Fucked
Parodies and Pizza Boys
Photographer
School Girl Night
shes and me…
You Know It Was Good When…

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #16? Start with the rules, check out the schedule in the site’s sidebar and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

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At Her Mercy – “You have been such a good boy today. Where do you want me to put your cock next?” she said with a wink.

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Erotic Writing

A Taste of Honey
A Collaborative Fantasy
Dirty in all the Right Places
Fuck my face
I miss your cock
I Didn’t Think I Was Ready…
In a nightclub
Just can’t get enough
Let’s Not Waste That Morning Wood
Morning Lust
Nothing Personal, prologue, part one
Possess Me
Stowaway Dildo. Confession #477
The Black Sheets
The Sitter
Waking Up

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

EdenFantasys: A pattern of deception
HIV, Lube Quality, and Anal Sex: Scare Tactics at the LA Times
I Bet Nick Cage Won’t Eat A Preying Mantis
Interview with Scott Owens of EroticBPM
Reaching a Goal

Kink & Fetish

Another Night of Debauchery
Batteries with a Hook
Chastity and the ensuing Punishment
Differences in Submission
I can feel him punch-fucking me
Patient Griselda
Please hurt me
Please, Sir
Remembrances
Story: The Price (FM/M)
Summoned
The Submissive & My Paddle
Visceral and cerebral
Whippings at the Royal Palace

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Answers with an Agenda 3- Dental Dams
Acceptance
Getting Started – Their Profile
How Swinging Gave Me Confidence
My View on Monogamy
Roxy’s April Visit: Collaring My girl, the Ceremony
Sometimes Simplicity
The Sad Seal Lady & Other Precautionary Tales
The 4 of Swords