A few years ago I made the ” Watch My…” clip as a young hypnotist,my fear steams not from inexperience but from a fear of being filmed something I am trying to get over it because I actually like telling jokes as well as just general public speaking.
So, towards the end of this year I’m doing more videos. Getting more comfortable as more than just a voice. Your continued support is appreciated as explore myself and my sexuality and *hopefully* tell you some great stories. Earlier today I wrote the pretty carnivore manifesto I suppose you could liken it or group it in with my identify writings I hope you enjoy.

Stay lusty..
I know I will.

I love LOVE October! It’s my birthday. It’s Halloween! It’s a month where I let loose get wicked (er) and have fun! I really love dressing up and playing. Being a witch that comes naturally I guess…
This year I’m restarting the family tradition of doing it large!

My mum used to throw these “balls” friends would come over dressed to the nines. Each would bring three gifts. One for Mum, one for Tantrum (me) and one to do a blind exchange. (Sort of like secret santa) My mum had lots of friends!

Baby Tantrum got lots of gifts! (Books, candies, dolls, games) She had this one friend who did AMAZING Paperdolls!

So, for that.

I’m doing an advent calendar! If you vist this site, you’ll get a surprise! Things like: stories, audio files, photo sets. Some paid content will be available, but it’ll be mostly awesomely free!

Because I have a porn site. I’m planing on doing a weekly costume themed photo shoot! Last year, I did cheetah (anthro) and a low rent Black Canary!

My boyfriend Judas is coming over from Scotland, so I’m going to celebrate early with him. Given my mum’s tradition, we might through a little Christmas in there too! I’m also going to be taking my daughter out for trick or treating. Of course, we’re going to do a gift exchange. Just like the old days.

It’s going to be an awesome October! I’m definitely looking forward to it. I hope you’ll join me for it.

New Zines out from me!

Zines
Every year people make resolutions, which are soon forgotten. It’s become the butt of many jokes. Hipsters everywhere think it’s passe.
To you I say sour grapes. The new year is a great time to create lasting change. Start small and work your way up. Have at least one “fun” resolution. All of mine are fairly fun, mostly because I choose to try and have fun in my life whenever possible. I’m spoiled that way.

I make jewelry, I hypnotize people, I write smut. My life is good.

Lola Batling’s Resolutions

1. Bring back Geisha Speak.
2. Keep up my super secret project.
3. Make money from my art.
4. Write for Someone.
5. To drink more water.
6. Make more erotic hypnosis recordings.
7. Take Tarot Biz course and apply it!
8. Make paperdolls.

Write for someone is pure indulgence on my part. I love having focus, and themes. I like having someone to do porn for, I’ve said it many times, it’s more fun.

My cast list needs to be updated. The Brit hates his description, so I might as well change it and add judas and a few others. Big changes are coming in 2011. I can honestly say 2010 seemed to suck for A LOT of people. It wasn’t awful for me but it wasn’t great either.

My super secret project is now not so secret. I’m writing a serialized digital novel called Sins. Fueled by too much of the BBC’s Skins and some interesting people in the furry community among other things. See Sins Also The Gorillaz! The Gorillaz are amazing, if you haven’t checked them out do so.

My new Time Lord locket is up in my etsy shop. I’m super proud of it, the face of David Tennant looks actually etched into the metal of the locket. I’m super excited I made one for Devvi too. It’s lovely. Hopefully this time my packages make it where they need to go. I hate that the post office is being lame.
Now, it’s time for me to watch Doctor Who Series Five that my AI boy bought me, I’m excited.

This is my new favorite quote! Simply put best quote ever. I found it while browsing Fet Life.

“A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. she can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.”
- Alan Beck

It’s utterly perfect.

I am a little girl wearing a tiara, and only my Daddy can get me to behave, all you boys are in trouble absolutely! I will win you over and spank you like a bad dolly. I’m Daddy’s little monster and your worst nightmare. I’ll show you how naughty I am but, you’ll never ever touch. You can watch my videos and stare at my pictures but, that’s all you’ll ever do.

You know you want me…

I’ve been a little wicked, okay maybe totally wicked. You see dear reader I have a new mp3. It will addict you while you look at my photos. Pix Addiction sure, you can still stroke it but, for how long? You’ll want to subscribe toMy site. It’s all worth it for a little addiction to your Aural Princess right? Download and stare away boys…

Many of you know I read tarot, and I’m trying to bridge metaphysical and sexual. That is my life’s mission (that and to be a kick ass music journalist.) This blog is where I live out my dreams. So, now I am offering free email readings are here. Just drop me a line at tantrum@thedirtygeisha.com I’ll answer and request to post the question and answer (removing sensitive info) in my blog under the “readings” section. This also means you can expect music reviews on TDG in 2011.

Enjoy the changes and my journey.

Get over it, I have.

I’m slow to heal. That’s an undeniable truth about me. It takes me ages to admit I’ve been hurt. I have been hurt, that’s all I wish to get into right now. However my friend Hannah’s post has spurred me on to something

Ghetto Zombie Lover was just the beginning. I promise you all that.
Lola Batling is a changing beast. January 2nd 2011, mark your calendars Smutvillians! (I NEVER do anything on New Year’s Day, who would? It’s traumatic!)

I’m going through my list of projects and prioritizing those which are minor (Geisha Speak podcast) and major (new websites and such) Dividing time is tricky (half here, half London) Which articles get my time, which characters bend my ear. Playing my ukulele when the stress almost breaks me. Dilly seems to enjoy her singing mummy. Jak seems rather alarmed, but digs my song. Life is good.

My reviews are back up, so are my packages, but I will get those all sent. Soon!

Watching Sherlock on DVD I love it and I now adore The BBC! Seriously Moffat and Gatiss rock my world. Sherlock Holmes is and always will be my hero. I suppose he’s one of three which are constant sort of touchstones in my life.

It goes:

-Alice
- Sherlock Holmes
- Doctor Who

I’ve been hanging out on FetLife, it’s interesting to interact with people from FL. It is nice to meet other kinky folk though creepy when they disrobe unprompted upon entering your house. Sex is very strange these days. Although I suppose its always been weird. It’s just so…Batling to be invited to an orgy on Christmas Eve.

That I suppose sums up my life totally and utterly. That’s so Batling!

NaNoWrimo has stolen my soul. I’m seeing the writing on the wall. I’ve notified my contest winners. Thank you all for making my first contest a success . I love everyone who reads, even if you only read because you hate me. If you read cause you miss me I really love you! (Even if you won’t admit you miss me.) I’ll just say after Halloween it got really really fucking interesting.

First up! I recorded a rockabilly ukulele song! I certainly did.

I sound like Liz Phair during her girlysounds period. I’m funny like Tina Fey. I guess that makes me fey-phair the ever gothy. This is the surprise I wanted to give you the entire week before Halloween. But, being the hedonistic slacker that I am, I, and my distributors, took my sweet ass time. So, here it is, a day late and a dollar short. I give you the first zombie to human love song. Alright, maybe not the first, but the indie-est. Hey, I’m like a eviler kinkier Kimya Dawson (Kimya, if you’re reading this, I’m not saying that you’re not kinky or evil, just that I am, more so than you.)

I give you, the internet, Ghetto Zombie Lover.

I’m a lo-fi girl guaranteed to make bedroom rock. It’s also on itunes and amazon, just look up Lola Batling.

Second, Even though it’s been awhile, I’m bringing back my photo comic In The Madrid because admit it dolls and bad girls just go together. and as a good friend once said “It’s like Dare Wright on acid.” It’s a mad house kids, more later my lovelies.

Keep your eyes peeled for new photo posts too.

Need a voice fix? Lola on Lulu Catch me there or simply check out the Trance Garden.

I’ve been neglecting my blog and my poor Niteflirt boys. I do feel bad but, I have got some Summer fun times planned. I live for Summer, even though I don’t particularly like the hot weather. I do love the sudden storms. Although I love October most!

I’m on a slut break. Ume and I are both very busy right now. He’s said I can date others but I’d rather not. In all honesty, I love him. You don’t walk away from that. Granted I’m not on my widow’s watch waiting alone for him but I’m still Ume’s girl. Plus my own “career” is heating up!! I’d much rather work on my projects and do something with my art.

I’m excited about recent developments. I’ve been going back to my punk roots and my witchy upbringing. I’ve been reading tarot during my days and I’m looking into branching out into more of a sexual/spiritual thing. It may not make sense to you right now but perhaps in the future. I feel more grounded. I’m walking my own path. Sexual witch, evil hypnotist. My path may not be traditional but, its really fun!

My family is full of witches and Shinto priestesses. That’s not exactly normal mind you but, I think my pornographic twist and spiritual spin art makes it my own!

Nothing about me is average. Not even in terms of BDSM, I’m a Princess but, I’m quirkier than most.
I guess.

I’m just me I don’t live up to norms and standards, that’s a lesson A LOT of submissives learn the hard way. I’m not here for money, I’m here to teach and train. Although I do love wishlist presents! Send one if you love me!

See you when the Harpy goes home!

This is what I’ve been programed for. Its not him, it’s me and my fear. I adore people, and I think they end up leaving me because I expect to. Thanks mum! If she and her endless tirades hadn’t made me feel worthless growing up, the leaving me every few months didn’t help.

Somehow, I have faith in BB. Just, me. I get scared. I need reassurance. I need someone to talk to.

I miss The Comedian but, I won’t ever tell him that. It hurts too much. Lives get in the way and little one gets forgotten for now. I’m okay, I really understand love is love.

Now, on to the the make my legs weak part. Nightwing makes me feel intoxicated. The way we play off each other is extraordinary. Even just thinking about him makes me wet. I played with him last night and I couldn’t help myself. I had to make him gasp in pain for me. I had to tug at him, make him ache.

For me and me alone.

Jak is mine and Nightwing is mine I’m entitled to these things. My version of the Orange Lantern oath. Just call me Agent Kittyslut.

I’m good at what I do, If you haven’t tried me. You are missing out. For me phone sex is my dream job. I enjoy “leasing” submissives.

But, it so bad I actually want Nightwing, like long term ownership?

Mine.

Of course I’ll share but, I want to be selfish and have “dibs” I kind of hate feeling that way but, I do. He appeals to me and the extra dirty but good part? We could make our relationship kind of profitable. We’ve discussed doing a podcast and couples calls on Niteflirt. But, I must not get too far a head. I should wait and see if we can actually “get together”

Although, it’d be fun.

To play like we did last night, for other people and make some money while doing it? Bonus! I’d trust him to actually hypnotize me even. He’s peeling away my layers, getting close but, I’m not scared…