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I went back to my audio lab to create something delicious…Taste the sugar and the flame.
Ever wanted to chase the green fairy? I am her and she is me. This MP3 is engineered with Binaural Beats to fuck you up. Actual intoxication, with out the hang over! This one drink you will always come back too! Come find me. $9.00 
Why not read this story?
As some sort of pagan I celebrate Yule. I sort of half heartedly did it this year. I’ll be honest, with my migraines acting up I’m sleeping or crying. Judas doesn’t quite grasp that it’s not him its me. I want to burrow away, not really interested in much else.
2012 is looking to be an intense year. I have many things I hope to achieve and things to do. Right now its all a swirl in my head. I’m walking a divine path (Take that either way, both would be right.) I’ve reached the conclusion that kink is where I’m comfortable. Things that drive me to submit make me centered the things I am and do as a bottom make me a good Domina. The things that compel me to be a tarot reader make me a sweet nurturing yet wicked Domina.
My question has always been: How do I choose? not the better How do I balance? How do I make myself happy. The more I thought on this the answer became clear. Stop being at war with yourself. Names are just names. Who cares if I use a vanilla name and an “Adult” name? It’s still me and I’m not doing anything other writers don’t.
If five years down the road, I want to pick a new name to merge both those who mind will do so but, I think many people will understand. Maybe they’ve been there too, maybe they’ll just like the ride. My point is My past sometimes makes harder to realize these things.
Clarity hit like a summer storm a few days ago.
While lying naked in bed. In trance with a friend. Somehow he was able to make me step back and see. I can do all of what I desire. In the end I only have my own happiness. Something I’ve been saying but then doubting for a while.
He had me in trance. That was ever so lovely. I was happier then I’d ever been.
So, look for changes.
I’m not going to lie I’ve done drugs I used to be a DJ! (Drugs are a part of that culture as much as we like to say they are not.) Perhaps my latest MP3 experiment is born of my desire to go back to a simpler time in my life.
I give you..
Pretty Carnivore (Intoxicating Girl Mix)-The stories of the pretty carnivore. An hour long trance track. My Binaural Beats help you trip fantastically while I tell you multiple erotic stories in which you get to feel everything. This is very STRONG STUFF a truly intoxicating time. $18.00
Give it a listen!
This has been in the works for over a year. I’ve put together a most requested mixtape, you like it dirty don’t you?
Pretty Carnivore is my long awaited almost an hour of full erotic hypno mindfuck chill trip. Makes you “feel” my erotica. Well worth the price as this is an absolute experience you can not miss. Features “Hypnosis in Wonderland” Want something no one can give you? I got it. Try the new kind of erotica.
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Rachel Kramer Bussel seems to be able to read my mind. She has an anthology for everything, I swear. If a fetish starts gnawing at my brain, she’s got a book about it. It’s amazing ability. My major issue with previous anthologies seems to have vanished as she is using different authors names I’ve not seen in prior collections or names I’ve not seen altogether. I’m very pleased about this.
The gradual rise to the end that really makes an erotic anthology work, what’s bound to get you hot is still here. Ms. Bussel definitely has pacing down. I’ve seen other editors that fall flat on this, trust me placement is key. Stoke the lust, Women in Lust is a title that can do just that. Be delicious until the last bit is devoured. It’s key for women, its key for seduction and it’s key for anthologies!
Kayar Silkenvoice’s “Cherry Blossom” is absolutely my favorite of the collection.The one that I can never quite finish if you know what I mean. Her prose is luscious as always. I’m always eagerly awaiting this one,everytime I try to read this book straight through. Also I was over the moon to read “Naughty Thoughts” by Portia Da Costa. Ms. Da Costa is one of my main influences for getting into erotica! Read an excerpt here.
This is a joy to have in any erotica collection. Please click the cover to check the book out further.
I’m starting this a little early so people have time to join in/or ship things. I did this in 2009 and nothing got out on time because well it’s tricky. So, I’m re-stealing the text and hoping to spread some cheer.
(My only rule is, you can not JUST post “things from my wishlist [insert link]“)
so the Holiday Cheer meme:
Make a post listing your wishes. If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info. Visit the lists of others. If you see a wish you can grant, and it’s in your heart to do so, make someone’s wish come true. You needn’t spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn’t to put people out, it’s to provide everyone a chance to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not — it’s your call.
Like my email address is tantrum@thedirtygeisha.com should you need to email me for anything.
My 2011 Holiday Wishes.
1. A burned DVD of youtube clips of Mighty Boosh scenes, Phobee from Friends clips and if you’re daring clips from a bit of Fry and Laurie also throw on Community and UCB and I’ll love you
2.Your favorite book. Yup, or just a mass market you REALLY liked please. I LOVE used books. Like so much. They rule!!
3. Pink Cheetah hat like this one.
4. Donald Glover’s brilliant Childish Gambino album Camp.
5.Someone to make me a book trailer I can put up on youtube for my Sins series!
6.A Lomokino this things are just so cool. I want to make movies with this awesome thing! (This is so rad!)
7. Of course anything off of my wishlist.
8.Your favorite or weirdest cupcake recipe!
9. Make me a book cover for Camera Eyes my next book.
10.Help me re-decorate my youtube channel
Repost and spread the merry…also comment with your list so I can send something to you.
Month after month men and women come to this blog. You all come here for many different reasons. Some to get off, still others to learn. But, I hope you all come here to be inspired.To read about a strange but lovely girl’s struggle to balance a poly-BDSM lifestyle with work as pro Domina and Erotic Hypnotist along with motherhood and being a geeky comedy wife. It’s not easy. I’m a person first I will FORGET things…
This does not mean I am a fake or a liar merely able to err. I also like having sex and occasionally showing off this doesn’t mean I am a whore who will do anything for money. It means I am a woman who’s confident enough to flaunt it.
A few years ago I made the ” Watch My…” clip as a young hypnotist,my fear steams not from inexperience but from a fear of being filmed something I am trying to get over it because I actually like telling jokes as well as just general public speaking.
So, towards the end of this year I’m doing more videos. Getting more comfortable as more than just a voice. Your continued support is appreciated as explore myself and my sexuality and *hopefully* tell you some great stories. Earlier today I wrote the pretty carnivore manifesto I suppose you could liken it or group it in with my identify writings I hope you enjoy.
Just who is Bombay Ruin? A fictional character I write. She’s an anthropomorphic cheetah girl. (Yes, furries…You can fap.) She’s one tough cookie. I’m writing a novel of her adventures for NaNoWriMo!
So on this last day of my advent calendar I give you Bombay Paperdoll style
(You can read her serialized adventures here The should resume in December.)
Happy Halloween!
Like the Cyber geisha-gypsy I am I’ve put up a little rug with wares!It’s lovely. You’ll adore my sensual scents to bring love and lust. You can get my steampunk style too. Even my nerdly awesome Doctor Who themed paper dolls! Take those to your cubicle make your co-workers super jealous.
I’m a cyber geispy!
All silliness aside, buy from my Etsy shop and I may not steal your soul. I’ll give awesome freebies in November!
I just gave you a hint about my REAL Halloween costume. As well as my artistic passions! In November you’ll see me on Skin Video slacking on NaNoWriMo doing nude art time, possibly naked word sprints. If you’re lucky. I’ve been dying to get on and do live Erotic Hypnosis shows!
Oh, there’s a Halloween Erotica video from me on Skin Video. Check it and my other videos out. It’s all really good. You can buy my vids and get off in amazing new ways!
Trying something new reading my erotica as intended! Yup, I’m being myself for once. The series will then pick up on FkmusePlease leave all comments on this page!
Thank you.